And she'd have to be in full-on fetish gear. Latex, boots, the whole nine...

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

NSFW (you can thank me later, you drooling simians:)

http://www.wwtdd.com/2008/03/audrina-patridge-is-fun-update/

"Playboy showed no interest in her pictures."

 oh snap

i mean they even let chyna in

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE:I would toss Audrina's salad.  I am dead serious. Tell us more.   Gah, seriously.   Might as well just fellate Brody, that's where it's been.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first, nor last, nor only nor alone in a series orginiating in and repeating into infinity  -Ulysses, James Joyce."   (That one was for you, redbear!)

 Sweet!

Now there is something on this page I get.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

I'll let Isley Brothers give my reply to Joyces' sentiment: (It's Your Thing )

"It's your thing
Do what you wanna do now
I can't tell you
Who to sock it to"

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

I am very proud to say I stumbled upon The Hills last night and some chick was yelling at Brody to tell Audrina to get out of the club.  It was really funny and psycho what she was saying. 

She felt threatened by Audrina.  Who wouldn't?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Lauren Conrad says Audrina spreads rumors about herself because she "gets the least attention." Meow.