If she came with her paperwork. 1 in 4 women have genital herpes in the U.S., and there are 4 broads on The Hills.
And she'd have to be in full-on fetish gear. Latex, boots, the whole nine...
If she came with her paperwork. 1 in 4 women have genital herpes in the U.S., and there are 4 broads on The Hills.
That's cool. I could watch. I bet the 1 in 4 is Heidi
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
But would you watch Spencer and Brody engage in some no-holds barred man love?
But would you watch Spencer and Brody engage in some no-holds barred man love?
Of course not. That's sick. Men stick to a double standard. If I went south, there would be a 25% chance my mouth would have swamp on it afterwards.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Nope! Audrina is the herp-hooker:
NSFW (you can thank me later, you drooling simians:)
http://www.wwtdd.com/2008/03/audrina-patridge-is-fun-update/
"Playboy showed no interest in her pictures."
She's no Ewa Sonnet.
Don't google her at work, for topless risk.
"Playboy showed no interest in her pictures."
oh snap
i mean they even let chyna in
I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.Tell us more.
I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.Tell us more.
For 24 minutes.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.Tell us more.
Gah, seriously. Might as well just fellate Brody, that's where it's been.I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.Tell us more.
Gah, seriously. Might as well just fellate Brody, that's where it's been.Urk, do you have to be so disgusting, I'm trying to lick an asshole here.
I would toss Audrina's salad. I am dead serious.Tell us more.
Gah, seriously. Might as well just fellate Brody, that's where it's been.I am someone who doesn't want to know what ANY girl has done previously because it grosses me out and turns me off. Ignorance is bliss. I also can't stand women who talk about their "ex-boyfriend" non stop. Gag.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
I am someone who doesn't want to know what ANY girl has done previously because it grosses me out and turns me off. Ignorance is bliss. I also can't stand women who talk about their "ex-boyfriend" non stop. Gag.
"you see, there are two kinds of women-- virgins, and whores...." --coolspringsj
"To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first, nor last, nor only nor alone in a series orginiating in and repeating into infinity -Ulysses, James Joyce." (That one was for you, redbear!)
In Joyce's naughty letters to Nora, he indeed asks if he was the first."To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first, nor last, nor only nor alone in a series orginiating in and repeating into infinity -Ulysses, James Joyce." (That one was for you, redbear!)
those letters are truly breathtaking
"my little fuckbird"
"To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first, nor last, nor only nor alone in a series orginiating in and repeating into infinity -Ulysses, James Joyce." (That one was for you, redbear!)
Sweet!
Now there is something on this page I get.
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
finnegans_gape.txt
"To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first, nor last, nor only nor alone in a series orginiating in and repeating into infinity -Ulysses, James Joyce." (That one was for you, redbear!)
I'll let Isley Brothers give my reply to Joyces' sentiment: (It's Your Thing )
"It's your thing
Do what you wanna do now
I can't tell you
Who to sock it to"
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
"This is her tent. I f*cked her in this tent. She's probably gonna f*ck a lot of other guys... [she's off to a good start] ...but she's not gonna f*ck em in THIS tent."
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
I am very proud to say I stumbled upon The Hills last night and some chick was yelling at Brody to tell Audrina to get out of the club. It was really funny and psycho what she was saying. 
She felt threatened by Audrina. Who wouldn't?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
She felt threatened by Audrina. Who wouldn't?
Lauren Conrad says Audrina spreads rumors about herself because she "gets the least attention." Meow.