She felt threatened by Audrina.  Who wouldn't?

  Lauren Conrad says Audrina spreads rumors about herself because she "gets the least attention." Meow.
 I just find it funny how beautiful they all are on the outside, yet so devoid of intelligence and personality.

 I just find it funny how beautiful they all are on the outside, yet so devoid of intelligence and personality.

But that's the way you like them, right?

I had a dream last night that I was totally trash-talking the girls on The Hills to a group of friends, and one of the friends turned out to be Audrina. WTF? And then she got all butthurt because I was trashing her friends, but she wouldn't get up and leave...she just kept sitting there with this ridiculous look on her face. And I just kept trashing her friends over and over. It was weird. I'm not sure why my brain gave a shit about any of that. I think it was just bored.

I had a dream last night that I was totally trash-talking the girls on The Hills to a group of friends, and one of the friends turned out to be Audrina. WTF? And then she got all butthurt because I was trashing her friends, but she wouldn't get up and leave...she just kept sitting there with this ridiculous look on her face. And I just kept trashing her friends over and over. .

 

I dreamed I had to unclog a toilet with my fist. Omg, Twin Peaks moment: WE HAD THE SAME DREAM!!!

I had a dream last night that I was totally trash-talking the girls on The Hills to a group of friends, and one of the friends turned out to be Audrina. WTF? And then she got all butthurt because I was trashing her friends, but she wouldn't get up and leave...she just kept sitting there with this ridiculous look on her face. And I just kept trashing her friends over and over. .

  I dreamed I had to unclog a toilet with my fist. Omg, Twin Peaks moment: WE HAD THE SAME DREAM!!!One two Freddy's coming for you...

I had a dream last night that I was totally trash-talking the girls on The Hills to a group of friends, and one of the friends turned out to be Audrina. WTF? And then she got all butthurt because I was trashing her friends, but she wouldn't get up and leave...she just kept sitting there with this ridiculous look on her face. And I just kept trashing her friends over and over. .

  I dreamed I had to unclog a toilet with my fist. Omg, Twin Peaks moment: WE HAD THE SAME DREAM!!!
I love you.

I just had my first good laugh in about 5 days.  Now I know the purpose of the hills catagory.  toilet humor.

I thought the purpose of this thread was to educate and enlighten...

you would be cute if you didn't like buffy so much

I'll think of a witty comeback after I'm done watching this episode.  

I just had my first good laugh in about 5 days.  Now I know the purpose of the hills catagory.  toilet humor.

The hills are alive with the sound of poopies.

Is this really what The Hills dialog is like?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703/the-hills-with-james-franco-and-mila-kunis-from-james-franco-and-judd-apatow

It's like a conversation at the Kissinger's!

They're spoofing a conversation between Justin Bobby and Audrina, and that is EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE. Srsly. Right down to the facial expressions.

There are brief moments in the show where Justin Bobby is the most awesome guy on the planet because he just cuts through the shit and tells Audrina and her friends how stupid they are for being angry or upset about something. But most of the time he's a tool who seems to be around just for the screen time, which is sad.

Heidi is posing for the September issue of Playboy.

*stifles yawn*