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No. 1

coolspringsj

Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:58 PM

 Do you watch The Hills? 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 2

WilliamTheBloody

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 5:24 PM

  

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

No. 3

12rainbow

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM

I've never heard of the Hills except as a punchline. It is reality TV that is extra fake, correct? Should I YouTube this fine enriching programming?

EDIT: Ohhh, so that's where Heidi and Spencer are from. The Superficial covers them. They look blonde and happy. Like something Hitler would jerk off to. I don't recall much else about them, but I don't trust happy people.

No. 4

Booth

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:12 AM

No. 5

KahlanMnel

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:12 AM

I will admit I watch The Hills but it's pretty much for the absolute wreckiness of it all. Regardless of how much money they have, their problems are still the same mindless superficial crap that all young social twentysomethings go through, and that's entertaining in a "My god I'm so glad I wasn't that bad" sort of way. Spencer Pratt is awful and I spend every episode hoping someone will finally bash his face in. Or that Heidi will get the full clue once and for all and dump his mindgame-playing emotionally abusive ass. Sure, I think all of the girls are pretty, and I would enjoy dating Brody (actually, I think I'd rather date Brody's BFF Frankie), and there are brief moments where I think it would be nice to have their kind of money and/or lifestyle. But mostly they just make me thankful for the life I have and the people I surround myself with. I can't imagine living with 24/7 drama caused by shitty boyfriends and backstabbing girlfriends.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

No. 6

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:02 AM

LC, Heidi, Audrina? Do you think they are pretty?  Do you like their clothes?  Do you want a boyfriend like Spencer or Brody or Stephen? 

 

Post YouTube viewing:

Pretty, yes. The girls and boys on the show are pretty the way motel art is pretty. (Attractive, something I'd want around- that's a negative, ghostrider.) I don't pay attention to other people's clothes. I couldn't take more than a few seconds at a time, so I can't answer your question about actually listen to what they were talking about. Sorry.

:P

No. 7

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:15 AM

Speaking of, The Superficial had news on Heidi and Spencer's honeymoon:

"Because Jesus prohibits the learning of natural selection, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are honeymooning in Mexico this week. Turns out there's some sort of influenza going on down there. Maybe you guys have heard of it - everywhere. Anyway, they had some free time to call in to Ryan Seacrest this morning which is exactly what I'd be doing with my fake-breasted bride on my honeymoon. If a stingray ate my penis. People reports:

On a "pre-honeymoon" in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the pair are "wearing face masks everywhere we go. We're in isolation, we're in full hiding," Pratt told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning. The couple, who held a wedding Saturday in California, went to Mexico for Montag to shoot a music video. With the outbreak of the flu, which has so far killed 149 people in Mexico, the couple is being extra cautious. "Every second we're washing our hands," Montag told Seacrest. "Since it's a recession," said Pratt, "we just might go to Santa Monica Beach."

Dear Mexico,

Mucho dinero. Muerte para los diablos blancos.

The Superficial "

No. 8

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:26 AM

If you were around Audrina at a bar, would you be jealous of her hotness, charisma, class, and sophistication?  Would you consume some Haterade?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 9

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:44 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking she would be invisible to me. When I'm at the kind of bar you'd find girls like that in, they all look the same. I call it "normo-flage"

No. 10

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:52 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking she would be invisible to me. When I'm at the kind of bar you'd find girls like that in, they all look the same. I call it "normo-flage"

 Ha ha.  If Audrina is ordinary, then I must have bad taste in women.  Google her for pics.  She is a super hottie.  Men turn when they see her walking down the street and she knows it.  Plus she is sweet and book smart. 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 11

Booth

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:54 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking she would be invisible to me. When I'm at the kind of bar you'd find girls like that in, they all look the same. I call it "normo-flage"
Look at those mundanes.
No. 12

Nefud

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:03 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking she would be invisible to me. When I'm at the kind of bar you'd find girls like that in, they all look the same. I call it "normo-flage"

 Ha ha.  If Audrina is ordinary, then I must have bad taste in women.  Google her for pics.  She is a super hottie.  Men turn when they see her walking down the street and she knows it.  Plus she is sweet and book smart. 
 usually we don't agree on women but yeah she seems pretty neato (based on one google search). i like pale girls unstead of tan ones but other than that, she seems to be the complete package 
No. 13

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:08 AM

12rainbow would be jealous of Audrina because all of the guys would be flirting with her.  Audrina can't help it she's so hot and adorable.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 14

Nefud

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:30 AM

apples and oranges

No. 15

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:30 AM

apples and oranges

 I like apple bottoms.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 16

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:48 AM

lol In said hypothetical bar, I can't say I'd notice the men, either.

You know how girls will go to a gay bar so men don't bother them? That's the only reason freaks go to trendy bars.

No. 17

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:47 AM

So if I wore eyeliner, all black, and was covered in piercings and tattoos, THEN you would talk to me?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 18

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:59 AM

Audrina would be hot as hell with spiderbite piercings, a faux hawk, full sleeve tats, and a ton of black eyeshadow.

You know, her face reminds me of Kirsty from the first Hellraiser movies. Very girl next door-ish.

Like I said, these people are pretty by anyone's standard. But that's not unusual, which is what some people prefer.

No. 19

Nefud

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:59 AM

like most straight-laced guys, i'd love for an insane woman covered in piercings and tattoos to grab me by the tie and make me her slave.

on the other hand, that's scary

No. 20

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:00 PM

Scary is good.

No. 21

Booth

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:02 PM

like most straight-laced guys, i'd love for an insane woman covered in piercings and tattoos to grab me by the tie and make me her slave.

on the other hand, that's scary

*Is Jeff Daniels in Something Wild*
No. 22

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:03 PM

Audrina would also look good covered in powdered sugar.  I would clean it off very thoroughly with my tongue.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 23

Booth

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:08 PM

You know, her face reminds me of Kirsty from the first Hellraiser movies. Very girl next door-ish.
PinHead the plastic surgeon in The Hillbound Heart.
No. 24

12rainbow

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:13 PM

I would enjoy dating Brody (actually, I think I'd rather date Brody's BFF Frankie)

 

Brody has great bone structure. If he was a serviceman, preferably a Jarhead, disciplined, with a few dozen confirmed kills under his belt, I would definitely not kick him out of bed.

Ditto that for Audrina. I like tough military girls with short hair and no makeup.

No. 25

coolspringsj

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:15 PM

I would enjoy dating Brody (actually, I think I'd rather date Brody's BFF Frankie)

  Brody has great bone structure. If he was a serviceman, preferably a Jarhead, disciplined, with a few dozen confirmed kills under his belt, I would definitely not kick him out of bed. Ditto that for Audrina. I like tough military girls with short hair and no makeup.


 You have common prerequisites for men.

Would you hook up with Audrina, 12r?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

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