for a guy with such a killer mind for concepts, mood, setting, and character, he sure sucks at dialogue. i can't listen to it, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. which sucks, because firefly seems so damn cool. :(
That's surprising to hear, because dialogue is usually considered to be one of the places where Whedon excels. I can see how it might be annoying if you're not into it, though, because it's very stylized and not the way real people talk. I've heard the same complaint about Tarantino. Some people can't stand his dialogue, either because it seems to "written". i love it, though.
Have you actually seen Firefly, or have you been avoiding it? Because it's a completely different style of dialogue than Buffy and Angel, so I wouldn't want you to miss out because you think it's the same thing.
yeah i mean his dialogue isn't objectively terrible, it's just like you said very "written" and not in a way that i personally enjoy.
i've watched a few episodes of firefly, it's got a lot of things i like but i cannot stand the way the characters talk. it reminds me of those kids in middle school who are all basically having a "whos the quirkiest" contast with every word they say.
the last one i watched involved them finding a ship that had been attacked by reavers, then the federation (or whatever they are called) find them and goes apeshit looking for psycho girl and doctor brother. i nearly turned it off in the first 30 seconds though when they were all playing basketball and some kind of alert sounds and the pilot is all "oh man who's in charge of flying this thing?!?.....oh....right....me!" which is the fucking second-lowest* form of humor ever devised by man, and he's so fucking smug and pleased with himself over his terrible little bon mot. thankfully the episode pulled it together after that, to some degree.
*the all-time worst is "well, at least X didn't happen! *x happens* *laugh track* *nefud dies a little more inside*
Fair enough, at least you gave it a chance. Maybe I'm being too much of a fanboy, but sometimes I think lines like the one you pointed out are put in there purposely to be annoying. Because, let's face it, sometimes guys like Wash and Xander WOULD be annoying.
"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."