"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ed Norton as Jimmy Stewart.

 Geez, you're keeping Jack busy, aren't you, Booth?  Didn't you cast him to play David Lynch earlier? 

But then he is the current "Man of 1000 Faces" with all his diversity and stuff.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Now THAT'S funny!  A boffo synopsis for some enterprising producer.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Nicholas Cage would play a pretty convincing plank of wood.

Possibly...

Has there ever been a case of somebody being shit and pissed on until they died? 'Cos if there has, Nicholas Cage could play that person too, and i would convert that particular scene into an animated GIF and use it as my avatar on here. I would love that.

If he's busy at the time of filming though, no doubt playing some sort of tough vigilante, then George Clooney or Russel Crowe could play the poor bastard.