Mine would be Jonathan ryes meyers - he would star as the great Peter Frampton
hmmmmm, would be Matthew McConaughey, maybe, m, dunno , matthew maybe could play as layne staley from alice in chains, great singer from the band, too bad layne's no longer around, but his songs still ROCKS!!!! Alice In Chains STILL ROCKS!!!
not my favorite star, but maybe angelina jolie could maybe do a good joan jett, but! joan jett is built like a brick shit!!!!!
Jack Black as Capitan Beefartz.
Zane as Brando
Sarah Jessica Parker as Seabiscuit
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Ed Norton as Jimmy Stewart.
Jack Black as Capitan Beefartz.
Geez, you're keeping Jack busy, aren't you, Booth? Didn't you cast him to play David Lynch earlier?
But then he is the current "Man of 1000 Faces" with all his diversity and stuff.
Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”
Ben Franklin
That was just a School of Rock/School of Thought joke.Didn't you cast him to play David Lynch earlier?
i forget where that "celebrities you'd like to punch" thread got off to, but i'd really like to see jack black and philip seymour hoffman shoved into a cell, and informed that if they do not chew off one of their own limbs, they will be shot in the head. after they are finished, they will be forced to duel to the death with sharp sticks. once that is over, the "winner" is slow roasted.
i forget where that "celebrities you'd like to punch" thread got off to, but i'd really like to see jack black and philip seymour hoffman shoved into a cell, and informed that if they do not chew off one of their own limbs, they will be shot in the head. after they are finished, they will be forced to duel to the death with sharp sticks. once that is over, the "winner" is slow roasted.
Hoffman was robbed of an Oscar for his harrowing performance in Twister.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
i forget where that "celebrities you'd like to punch" thread got off to, but i'd really like to see jack black and philip seymour hoffman shoved into a cell, and informed that if they do not chew off one of their own limbs, they will be shot in the head. after they are finished, they will be forced to duel to the death with sharp sticks. once that is over, the "winner" is slow roasted.
Now THAT'S funny! 
A boffo synopsis for some enterprising producer.
Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”
Ben Franklin
i normally try really hard not to hate individual human beings but those two are the exception, holy shit are they ever loathesome
i forget where that "celebrities you'd like to punch" thread got off to, but i'd really like to see jack black and philip seymour hoffman shoved into a cell, and informed that if they do not chew off one of their own limbs, they will be shot in the head. after they are finished, they will be forced to duel to the death with sharp sticks. once that is over, the "winner" is slow roasted.
Hoffman was robbed of an Oscar for his harrowing performance in Twister.
The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story - starring Jim Gaffigan
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."
Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
i normally try really hard not to hate individual human beings but those two are the exception, holy shit are they ever loathesome
I'm confused here. Perhaps a dictator, serial killer, child rapist, etc. would be "loathesome". But these 2 are just entertainers. Do they just annoy you? Their personalities or performances? Or are you just being sarcastic?
not my favorite star, but maybe angelina jolie could maybe do a good joan jett, but! joan jett is built like a brick shit!!!!!
I'd rather see Parker Posey as J.J. (they even have alliterative initials!) & Vince Gallo as Frank Zappa (but likely not in the same movie)...
Catherine Keener as Chrissie Hynde!!!
David Hasselhoff as Falco
i normally try really hard not to hate individual human beings but those two are the exception, holy shit are they ever loathesome
I'm confused here. Perhaps a dictator, serial killer, child rapist, etc. would be "loathesome". But these 2 are just entertainers. Do they just annoy you? Their personalities or performances? Or are you just being sarcastic?
i have plenty of rage to go around, those two are pretty much as bad as a mid-level dictator. a mugabe or maybe even a pinochet. that's how bad they are.
i normally try really hard not to hate individual human beings but those two are the exception, holy shit are they ever loathesome
I'm confused here. Perhaps a dictator, serial killer, child rapist, etc. would be "loathesome". But these 2 are just entertainers. Do they just annoy you? Their personalities or performances? Or are you just being sarcastic?
i have plenty of rage to go around, those two are pretty much as bad as a mid-level dictator. a mugabe or maybe even a pinochet. that's how bad they are.
TWEEET! 3 minutes in the box for hyperbole.
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
Krirsten Stewart is the one for the upcoming runaways film playing as Joan Jett! don't know about this actress, but if she pulls off a very cool Joan Jett!!! then Hell Yeah!!!
Nicholas Cage would play a pretty convincing plank of wood.
Possibly...
Has there ever been a case of somebody being shit and pissed on until they died? 'Cos if there has, Nicholas Cage could play that person too, and i would convert that particular scene into an animated GIF and use it as my avatar on here. I would love that.
If he's busy at the time of filming though, no doubt playing some sort of tough vigilante, then George Clooney or Russel Crowe could play the poor bastard.