this also applies to people who strongly imply it, or by omission of action allow it to be implied.

it's TWUE, it's TWUE!

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

I would find a life without cheese to be very depressing.  Once on LA Ink, a guy came in and got a tattoo of a wedge of cheese sice he had developed a lactose intolerance.  It had an RIP 1980-2006 or something like that under it.  Most people do have a mild lactose allergy.

My most eaten pizza now is from this take and bake place called Papa Murphy's.  Lots of toppings.  On a side note, you can use your food stamps there because it's uncooked food.  Also no tax since Iowa doesn't tax groceries. 

I like a nice thin graham cracker crust with yak cheese, topped with peach ice cream and currants. Lightly drizzled with clamato and a sprinkling of alder bark shavings.

'Cause i'm kooky.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

this thread reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

"did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob i ever had?"

"no"

"it was AWESOME" 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper