man they were just great i mean i know i hadn't given them a thought in five years or more, but they are gone forever and i'm sad for some reason

also my cousin's teacher's sister's piano teacher's dog once met them and told me they were a great tipper so this is a real loss

~~~~~@ in memoriam, b-list celebrity@~~~~~

You ol' softie, you.

also my cousin's teacher's sister's piano teacher's dog once met them and told me

holy shit a talking dog
 

A dog enters a bar and says "Bartender, gimme a beer"... He gives the dog the beer amazed and says "That'd be 50 bucks"... The dog angrily pays and the bartender says "Holy shit, this is the first time I've seen a talking dog! And ordering a beer!". And the dog: "And it's the last one you son of a bitch... This awful place is expensive, man!"

man they were just great i mean i know i hadn't given them a thought in five years or more, but they are gone forever and i'm sad for some reason

also my cousin's teacher's sister's piano teacher's dog once met them and told me they were a great tipper so this is a real loss

~~~~~@ in memoriam, b-list celebrity@~~~~~

In agreeance, Fuddious Duddious.

Anytime a celebrity of any level dies, we get flooded by the media with the story and get to hear of how much of a wonderful human being they were and how they changed the world.  I wish "normal people" would get the same amount of coverage when they died lolz.  Does this mean celebrities matter more than "real people"?
 

Does this mean celebrities matter more than "real people"?

No one cares when a "real" person dies unless they have some kind of relation to them.
Celebrities are people you know by name and you know their face and the sound of their voice.
So yes, the death of a celebrity carries more weight than the death of some regular joe to the general populous. But that doesn't mean you have to care.

The only thing that bothers me about it is other celebs and media types gushing over them when you know some of them that died are absolute assholes.

The only thing that bothers me about it is other celebs and media types gushing over them when you know some of them that died are absolute assholes.

Examples?

The only thing that bothers me about it is other celebs and media types gushing over them when you know some of them that died are absolute assholes.

Examples?

 I made an error in judgement.  All celebrities are wonderful people that treat their fellow man with the utmost respect and have left this world a better place.

Yes, all people are either saints or assholes. No nuance.

"Yeah, man, dude that was like the 5th police deputy on Tremors 5 In Space changed my life, man.  He always left where he went a better place and could walk on water even though he was arrested for domestic violence several times and had numerous illegitimate children.  Let's celebrate him on Larry King tonight, bro."

Yes, all people are either saints or assholes. No nuance.

 welcome to the republican party

"Yeah, man, dude that was like the 5th police deputy on Tremors 5 In Space changed my life, man.  He always left where he went a better place and could walk on water even though he was arrested for domestic violence several times and had numerous illegitimate children.  Let's celebrate him on Larry King tonight, bro."

Not a celebrity. Saddam Hussein was an asshole celebrity but I don't think any of his friends in the liberal media cried that much when he died.

I am going to bawl when someone I have never met that starred in Ghoulies dies.

I am going to bawl when someone I have never met that starred in Ghoulies dies.

"He was one of the finest trolls around, I would be happy if I reached one fifth of his trolliness."

When is Ghoulies vs.  Gremlins vs.  Troll gonna be greenlighted?

I will be there camping out gnoshing on Fun Dip dressed like Stripe 3 months in advance of opening day.