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Rank the Twin Peaks women in order of hotness...

17 posts

No. 1

wizardofxenia

Thursday, July 30, 2009 3:05 PM

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1.  Maddy Ferguson

2.  Audrey Horne

3.  Laura Palmer

4.  Donna Hayward

5.  Ronette Pulaski

6.  Norma Jennings

7.  Shelley Johnson

8.  Sarah Palmer

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

No. 2

The Staring Man

Thursday, July 30, 2009 3:31 PM

Okay, How many times are we going to do this REALLY!!!!!!

anyway,

Audrey

Shelly

Laura/Maddy

Norma

Donna (Moira Kelly)

Then it gets really cold; LFB is the coldest of them all

"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
No. 3

Douglas Ferns

Thursday, July 30, 2009 4:26 PM

1. Audrey Horne

2. Shelley Johnson

3. Donna Hayward

4. Maddy Ferguson

5. Laura Palmer

6. Ronette Pulaski

7. Norma Jennings

8. Sarah Palmer 

No. 4

Lynchman72

Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:01 PM

1. SHELLY!!!!!

2. Audrey

3. Laura

4. Norma

5. Donna

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 5

12rainbow

Friday, July 31, 2009 1:53 AM

Kinda digging this sudden lust for Sarah Palmer.

And if you ignore the patch, isn't teen nymphomaniac Nadine kinda hot in certain scenes? Like when she is seducing Mike at the RR and in the weightroom?

No. 6

wizardofxenia

Friday, July 31, 2009 7:21 AM

I'd have to say no...her face is like that of Glenn Close only more...witch-like....if that's possible...

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

No. 7

Gordon

Friday, July 31, 2009 7:43 AM

I can totally see Wendy Robie stalking Michael Douglas in FATAL ATTRACTION...

"Mike Douglas, you are the handsomest lawyer I've ever known..."

No. 8

Audrey Horne

Friday, July 31, 2009 7:45 AM

I'll take some of whatever baby souls Peggy Lipton is drinking, or the number for the soul selling guy -she's 115 and never ages. 

No. 9

beale

Friday, July 31, 2009 8:45 AM

audrey

shelly

norma 

laura

then i lose interest. never cared for maddy at all.

No. 10

wizardofxenia

Friday, July 31, 2009 11:15 AM

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

No. 11

LetsRock75

Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:54 AM

Audrey Laura Maddy Shelley Norma I would totally have a threesome with Bobby and Shelley but Audrey would be a one on one situation ;-) 

The Norwegians are leaving!
No. 12

Addison DeWitt

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 1:06 AM

Josie Packard was THE smoking hot bitch of Twin Peaks!!!!!  That's why Laura turned into a gay homosexual with her.  Rounding out my top three would be Shelley Johnson & Donna Hayward.

No. 13

Gordon

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:28 AM

I thought Teresa Banks was gorgeous as a corpse, but not as much when she lived... And I'm serious...

No. 14

wizardofxenia

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 9:35 AM

Agreed...

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!

No. 15

Douglas Ferns

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 9:44 AM

Josie Packard was THE smoking hot bitch of Twin Peaks!!!!!  That's why Laura turned into a gay homosexual with her.  Rounding out my top three would be Shelley Johnson & Donna Hayward.

Her hair was too short.
No. 16

wizardofxenia

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 11:41 AM

I thought Josie was pretty plain and unattractive.  I prefer freckles, or vaginal afros, or agile tongues, or cocaine-damaged noses...

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No. 17

wizardofxenia

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 11:41 AM

I thought Josie was pretty plain and unattractive.  I prefer freckles, or vaginal afros, or agile tongues, or cocaine-damaged noses...

There was a fiish..iinn the percolatrr!