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1. Friday, April 1, 2011 12:15 AM
think of one	Jesus to be new U.S. head of state. State oracle to be established at Washington D.C.
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2. Friday, April 1, 2011 3:19 PM
think of one	RE: Jesus to be new U.S. head of state. State oracle to be established at Washington D.C.
Member Since 7/5/2010 Posts:293 View Profile Send PM	Post Reply \| Quote One prominent Tea Party activist was quoted as saying:" At least we will now once again have a Christian at the helm, and if He promises to return first on U.S. soil we are willing to overlook the fact he was born in Bethlehem."

3. Saturday, April 2, 2011 2:49 PM

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QUOTE:One prominent Tea Party activist was quoted as saying:" At least we will now once again have a Christian at the helm, and if He promises to return first on U.S. soil we are willing to overlook the fact he was born in Bethlehem."

Well, he was born a Jew, so despite any tendencies to believe his own theosophy, most believe he will forever be a Jew.

4. Tuesday, April 5, 2011 8:51 AM

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LOL. That's funny. When I read the post last week, I thought to myself: "But Jesus was a Jew."

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5. Tuesday, April 5, 2011 3:14 PM
one suave folk	RE: Jesus to be new U.S. head of state. State oracle to be established at Washington D.C.
Member Since 12/21/2005 Posts:5862 View Profile Send PM	Post Reply \| Quote Just for funsies & the sake of comparison, why don't we elect a secular humanist commander-in-chief? Whatcha say? Separation of church & state in practice-like...

6. Friday, July 1, 2011 1:23 PM

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QUOTE:One prominent Tea Party activist was quoted as saying:" At least we will now once again have a Christian at the helm, and if He promises to return first on U.S. soil we are willing to overlook the fact he was born in Bethlehem."

Well, he was born a Jew, so despite any tendencies to believe his own theosophy, most believe he will forever be a Jew.

the thing is, the first christians were born jews, too. according to their pov, they were the true jews, while those who rejected jesus were only jews by name, since they, according to the christian pov, could only be in possession of the mere words (without the meaning) of the bible, for they recently had killed the second moses, in order to get their moses-festival on stage in time; and they, according to the christian pov, continued to do so, since they continued to reject him (sort of a dilemma (what was that greek word for no-way-out?) for that jews, i know). because i lurked here quite a while, i of course know that you're party-time leo johnson and have written some stuff. it's like when you take a story or play you wrote 25 years ago and read it now. i suppose that you would feel that your intention hasn't changed over the years, still you'd think you now would be able to put it into words & stuff in a better way. now you take that and ... it's the same for the son of man. it's a type of human being that may arise under certain circumstances and it often does. but it is not so often that it rises to full power. and it's quite an ant farm or anthill or hive or whatever, a little place, here, and 6000 or 3000 years isn't that much. why not think that the son of man rises to full power so seldom? jesus, as far as i understood it, thought that he ... umm ... was in possession of the concentrate they make concentrate from, that he had reached the core of the bible and that he had found a way to communicate it, to speak it in a former unknown (and irresistable) way. well, but now you have to excuse me, i gotta get back to my oranges. waq waq. and don't get my going on them protestants. waq waq.

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7. Friday, July 1, 2011 1:59 PM
one suave folk	RE: Jesus to be new U.S. head of state. State oracle to be established at Washington D.C.
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8. Friday, July 1, 2011 3:49 PM
waldo the bird	RE: Jesus to be new U.S. head of state. State oracle to be established at Washington D.C.
Member Since 9/11/2008 Posts:74 View Profile Send PM	Post Reply \| Quote waq waq. in comparison to jesus, man is but a mere pokémon, saying his own name over and over, again and again, infinitely. but what has that to do with being head of state? the other question would be where that damned oracle comes from? you're mixing some things there. waq waq. phantom / ghost : open book in a dead language, a blush, far from the madding crown, ~~willow~~