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| 26. Monday, August 25, 2008 7:24 PM |
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| QUOTE:But when he sees the face of God (rejecting his sinful ways), he has the entire arm removed (castration, as the embodiment of his missing limb is the Little Man From Another Place, a short arm, engorged blood red)... |
No no, the little man is the flaccid penis and the giant is the erect penis. They are one and the same but the little one needs to rub itself a little first.
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| 27. Monday, August 25, 2008 7:25 PM |
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Irene asks the pair of outsiders if they'd like to hear about their "specials". Sorry, queer boys, they don't have any!!! Chet asks Sam what time it is, prompting him to overturn his cup, turning his crotch hot & wet!!! (Also black. Morris Day of The Time's favorite catchphrase is "What time is it?!")
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| 28. Monday, August 25, 2008 7:34 PM |
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QUOTE:Irene asks the pair of outsiders if they'd like to hear about their "specials". Sorry, queer boys, they don't have any!!!
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Sensing that they are "queer boys" Irene decides to not offer them any "specials". The special in this case is a reference to a certain novel by Louis Aragon.
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| 29. Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:05 AM |
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Why is everyone on this board so freakin' bashful?!?!?!? Geez...
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 30. Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:14 PM |
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| QUOTE:Why is everyone on this board so freakin' bashful?!?!?!? Geez... |
I am not sure what you mean... unless of course by "board" you mean "erect penis" and by "bashful" you mean "vag full," i.e., "vagina full," i.e., "with semen."
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| 31. Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:22 PM |
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| QUOTE:Why is everyone on this board so freakin' bashful?!?!?!? Geez... |
I'm not Bashful, I'm Dopey!!! Can't ya tell yer dwarves apart?! Next time, buy a program!!!
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| 32. Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:37 PM |
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I think you mean gash full. Gash full o' cash, white gold, Texas tea.
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| 33. Wednesday, August 27, 2008 2:06 AM |
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This is the greatest thread in the world.
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| 34. Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:49 AM |
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Totally. I just kinda want to make out with everyone who has participated in this thread. It's THAT awesome.
~ Amanda "Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..." 
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| 35. Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:31 AM |
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I love every one of you sick MF'ers...
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 36. Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:45 PM |
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The words gun shot and cum shot sound almost exactly alike. |
Well, they do share a Latin root. |
Mmmmmmm......
Hot Latin Root! (Oh yeah, that's the thread)
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides "Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
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| 37. Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:55 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:QUOTE:
The words gun shot and cum shot sound almost exactly alike. |
Well, they do share a Latin root. |
Mmmmmmm......
Hot Latin Root! (Oh yeah, that's the thread)
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It's not as hot as an Australian root.
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| 38. Thursday, August 28, 2008 8:08 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:QUOTE:QUOTE:
The words gun shot and cum shot sound almost exactly alike. |
Well, they do share a Latin root. |
Mmmmmmm......
Hot Latin Root! (Oh yeah, that's the thread)
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It's not as hot as an Australian root.
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Which is best enjoyed by going down under
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides "Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
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| 39. Friday, August 29, 2008 4:26 AM |
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I'd just like to say 
to all of you.
"There is no need for medicine. I am not in pain."
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| 40. Friday, August 29, 2008 4:58 AM |
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....furthermore, Dale Cooper is a phrase thrown around in gay circles as cockney rhyming slang for the Pooper. For example, "bend over the sink Barry, this one's going straight in the Dale Cooper." Coiincidence? Bollocks. Also, Roger Hardy's character is a walking talking tribute to the way of the gayer. "Roger" being a well-known phrase for the act of bum love, and "Hardy" is short for "hard-on". More to come....
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| 41. Friday, August 29, 2008 8:58 AM |
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| QUOTE: ....furthermore, Dale Cooper is a phrase thrown around in gay circles as cockney rhyming slang for the Pooper. For example, "bend over the sink Barry, this one's going straight in the Dale Cooper." Coiincidence? Bollocks. Also, Roger Hardy's character is a walking talking tribute to the way of the gayer. "Roger" being a well-known phrase for the act of bum love, and "Hardy" is short for "hard-on". More to come....
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Then there's the guy in Mulholland Drive who is so eager to look behind Winkie(penis)'s but has a heart attack when he finds a really dirty bum.
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| 42. Friday, August 29, 2008 9:03 AM |
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Excellent post, Booth! And the Baron in Dune has a mancrush on Feyd Rautha (Sting).
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 43. Friday, August 29, 2008 9:16 AM |
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When Eraserhead begins Henry's mouth is filled with semen to the point where he can't keep it in.
This echoes in The Straight Story when we find out that the neighbor lady has a taste for "snowballs".
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| 44. Friday, August 29, 2008 9:19 AM |
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QUOTE:| QUOTE: ....furthermore, Dale Cooper is a phrase thrown around in gay circles as cockney rhyming slang for the Pooper. For example, "bend over the sink Barry, this one's going straight in the Dale Cooper." Coiincidence? Bollocks. Also, Roger Hardy's character is a walking talking tribute to the way of the gayer. "Roger" being a well-known phrase for the act of bum love, and "Hardy" is short for "hard-on". More to come....
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Then there's the guy in Mulholland Drive who is so eager to look behind Winkie(penis)'s but has a heart attack when he finds a really dirty bum.
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I've just nearly pissed myself reading that.
Quality.
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| 45. Wednesday, September 3, 2008 7:47 PM |
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| QUOTE:Totally. I just kinda want to make out with everyone who has participated in this thread. It's THAT awesome. |
Yes, thanks to ALL participants (& pantsless!!!), but just remember that I'm the one suave folk who STARTED this twisted thread!!!
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| 46. Thursday, June 25, 2009 7:56 PM |
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| QUOTE:Leland Palmer was likely molested by BOB as a child & he's accused of stealing a can of creamed corn. "Can" is slang for the buttocks, cream is semen & corn is phallic (cornholing is anal penetration). |
...and this discussion would never happen at Dugpa!
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| 47. Friday, June 26, 2009 4:18 PM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE:Leland Palmer was likely molested by BOB as a child & he's accused of stealing a can of creamed corn. "Can" is slang for the buttocks, cream is semen & corn is phallic (cornholing is anal penetration). |
...and this discussion would never happen at Dugpa! |
"Dugpa"= "dug Pa", as in father lover!!! In YOUR FACE, Doug's PA!!!
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| 48. Friday, June 26, 2009 4:53 PM |
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This thread is the greatest thing to ever come out of the Internet. And by "come", I of course mean ejaculate massive amounts of semen.
"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."
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| 49. Saturday, June 27, 2009 4:59 AM |
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this is not the thread to click first thing in the morning when you're getting up hours earlier than your usual time
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| 50. Sunday, June 28, 2009 3:54 PM |
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I have one. Sherriff Cable refers to Chet Desmond as a "J. Edgar Hoover", a man who was suspected of homosexuality and cross dressing. How did I miss this thread before?? I can only imagine the amounts of whiskey and weed that went into the formation of these theories.
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