Relatives of celebrities who feel they are famous due to merely having a famous family member a la Lindsay Lohan (TV show Living Lohan, etc.).

Celebrities who are famous for just being famous and have no talent and bring nothing to the table a la Paris Hilton.

The media's fascination with all things celebrity gossip, especially baby pics of celebrity offspring.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol   

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

A couple of more:

People love to say "You know what I'm saying"  every other minute during a conversation. I like to say "no" just so I can F*ck their mind up. Try it some time its a blast.

Men over 40 who think its okay to go shirtless.  Unless your sporting a serious six pack, leave the damn thing on. NO BODY wants to see you, not even your wife. 

lol    

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Cat's who just have to stick their butts in my face while I'm on the computer (I'm looking at you Butch!)

People who spend all their time at work messing around on the internet (I'm filled with self loathing.)

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"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

 Please add "See what I mean?" to that list........these phrases usually come in pairs!

Televisions/Screens in Bars (okay I will exempt Sports Bars).

People that talk through the movie at the cinema.

x-ray
if your back's against the wall, turn around and write on it...

Celebrities who actually think we care about their political views.

Parents who bring their babies and/or little kids to movie theaters for anything above a PG rating.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

People who respond to the question 'do you need a bag?' with 'if you have one.'

No, we have no bags, I'm just fucking with you.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Wow. You people are cranky...

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Moderators that don't understand the depth of my pain.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

People who wait until they are in the line at the post office to wrap their packages

Rich people who think their money gives them the right to be assholes

People who hand me books that they've had under their arms for long enough for them to become warm and slightly moist (the books, not the people)

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Public displays of affection (Get a frakkin' room already!)

*very popular amongst the teenage set

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper