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| 126. Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:27 PM |
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| QUOTE:People who carry on a dialogue in a movie theater with the movie screen as if it is a live movie and not filmed a year ago and that if they tell the characters onscreen what to do, they will listen. |
i've never actually encountered this, and i feel extremely lucky.
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| 127. Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:31 PM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE:People who carry on a dialogue in a movie theater with the movie screen as if it is a live movie and not filmed a year ago and that if they tell the characters onscreen what to do, they will listen. |
i've never actually encountered this, and i feel extremely lucky. |
I could tell you how, but I am going to have to remain silent on this matter.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 128. Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:38 PM |
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stay away from that thread oh no
don't press that post button
oh now you done it
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| 129. Friday, May 29, 2009 9:17 AM |
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People that are dumber than me
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 130. Friday, May 29, 2009 9:37 AM |
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this is a lucky pet peeve for you to have
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| 131. Friday, May 29, 2009 9:41 AM |
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Welcome to the liberal elite. 
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| 132. Friday, May 29, 2009 9:41 AM |
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this is a lucky pet peeve for you to have |
Arf arf.  You fell into my trap. Sole purpose of post was to goad Snarkfud into responding rofl.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 133. Friday, May 29, 2009 10:13 AM |
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and i only replied to get you to admit that you wanted me to reply "BEHOLD! I am the puppet master! Alone amonst god's children, I can command your very actions!!......well, on the internet, anyway."
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| 134. Friday, May 29, 2009 10:14 AM |
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| QUOTE: and i only replied to get you to admit that you wanted me to reply "BEHOLD! I am the puppet master! Alone amonst god's children, I can command your very actions!!......well, on the internet, anyway." |
We are merely pawns in one another's games. Well played, my friend, well played. 
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 135. Saturday, May 30, 2009 2:08 PM |
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Call center operators in India. You can't have a normal conversation with them. It's the same as talking to an automated machine that programmed to ask questions in a certain order, only they can get rude and are frequently less efficient.
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| 136. Saturday, May 30, 2009 5:34 PM |
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All these F-ing tards on bicycles that have no awareness of their surroundings Tip for call centers in India- Just ask them how their day is going and they're your best friend
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| 137. Saturday, May 30, 2009 6:30 PM |
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A flock of geese spraying dook all over your just-washed car :(
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| 138. Saturday, May 30, 2009 6:42 PM |
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| QUOTE:A flock of geese spraying dook all over your just-washed car :( |
All you gol dang geese better scurry if you take a shit on my surrey
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| 139. Sunday, May 31, 2009 1:05 PM |
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The ginormous, pantsuited, lavendar mountain of a woman in line behind me at Wendy's today who evidently never learned the concept of waiting your damned turn. It's one thing to piss off the people in line behind you with your idiocy, but it takes a special brand of stupid to manage to fuck with the people in front of you too.
"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."
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| 140. Sunday, May 31, 2009 7:25 PM |
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I respect anyone who uses the word ginormous! kudos WTB!!!
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| 141. Monday, June 1, 2009 7:37 AM |
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thought of a great one while making breakfast: people who, when mulholland drive comes up, go "hurf-a-durf, hot lesbo action, am i right? worth it for that scene alone" or some such horseshit. i mean first off, that movie was a lot better than movies that seem to exist for the purpose of having some sex scenes thrown in. second, that scene isn't even sexy beyond a baseline level of "those are some naked boobies." there's literally a sexier few seconds in predator 2.
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| 142. Monday, June 1, 2009 8:16 AM |
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| QUOTE:thought of a great one while making breakfast: people who, when mulholland drive comes up, go "hurf-a-durf, hot lesbo action, am i right? worth it for that scene alone" or some such horseshit. i mean first off, that movie was a lot better than movies that seem to exist for the purpose of having some sex scenes thrown in. second, that scene isn't even sexy beyond a baseline level of "those are some naked boobies." there's literally a sexier few seconds in predator 2. |
I keep away from saying that the lesbian scenes weren't sexy because someone adding "u r gay" to "you just don't get the movie" would just be too much for my poor little heart to take.
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| 143. Monday, June 1, 2009 7:18 PM |
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People saying that something they have a weakness for is their "kryptonite". Either they don't understand metaphors or the concept of kryptonite!!! You're talking about something you actually enjoy, while "vitamin K" actually fucks Superman up, dummy!!!
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| 144. Monday, June 1, 2009 10:15 PM |
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well it could be blue kryptonite, which has positive effects on superman. or orange kryptonite, which grants superpowers.
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| 145. Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:39 AM |
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Women who pour an entire bottle of perfume on themselves daily making my sinuses disintegrate and brain cells pass away
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| 146. Wednesday, June 3, 2009 3:54 PM |
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Great trailers for shitty movies
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| 147. Thursday, June 4, 2009 1:50 AM |
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EDIT: Ugh, I'll phrase this more diplomatically.
When people you dumped try to make friends with you again and you stupidly let them only to have to tolerate awkward advances. Do people do this to restore wounded pride or what?
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| 148. Thursday, June 4, 2009 6:45 AM |
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| QUOTE:EDIT: Ugh, I'll phrase this more diplomatically. When people you dumped try to make friends with you again and you stupidly let them only to have to tolerate awkward advances. Do people do this to restore wounded pride or what? |
they don't know where else to go for lovin.
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| 149. Thursday, June 4, 2009 7:15 AM |
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People who when trying to be self-deprecating only end up insulting the people in their group (whatever that may be).
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| 150. Thursday, June 4, 2009 7:32 AM |
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QUOTE:People who when trying to be self-deprecating only end up insulting the people in their group (whatever that may be).
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could i get an example
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