The Queen of Kings.

Plot Synopsis; Finally, after years of waiting, Reginalds Mother has died and he has been crowned king of (Freedonia.) This has given him the confidence he needs to come out of the closet as a cross dresser.  Can the King of a 21st century nation effectively occupy the throne and find happiness while wearing womens clothes?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Mama Miata!

A high ranking officer in the mob is surprised to discover his beloved mother has been reincarnated as a moderately priced sporty car. Can a tough Jersey mook find love and happiness driving a chicks car inhabited by the spirit of his dead mom?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Chuckles

A sitcom comprised entirely of bloopers.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The really old man on Family Guy getting a spinoff show on the Disney Channel.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

A show without an episode's ending shot in slow-motion and Damien Rice's "Delicate" in the soundtrack... That would be just great...

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 How about a Hanna Montana version of South Park, where Mylie Cyrus is Kenny, and gets killed at the end of every episode.

E.R.R.  Mr. Bean suffers amnesia after a fall, wakes up, and thinks he's a doctor.  Actually, this is more or less Scrubs, so never mind...

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Lawn care is sooooooooooo hawt!  (Is that the right spelling, 'hawt'?)

First off I need to take care of some unpleasant business;

QUOTE:A news program that is not liberal.

 PIE THAT GUY!  Sorry cool but introducing politics into a humor thread gets the pie.  But I like you so I'm going with the Banana Cream rather than the Apple Hot From The Oven.

But really I know where you are coming from, that FOX news is totally out of control.  When did Rupert become a commie anyway?

Back to pleasant business.

Susan is a columnist at a San Francisco Magazine. She's cute, she's smart, she's narcoleptic!  Can she find love and happiness and if she does can she stay awake for it?  Watch Suddenly Snoozin' and find out!

Southern Exposure

Noelle (Noel) Fleischman finds herself (himself) on a south pacific island serving a stint as a doctor to repay her (his) student loans.  Can she (he) find love and happiness in a polyamorous, matriarchal society where everyone is really hot and wears very small bathing suits? (Please to note that the gender and sexual preference of Noelle (Noel) is not determined at this point, I figure we can see who shows up at auditions and what is 'in' at that moment.  Personally I'm pulling for female and bi, but I'm a het (+/-) guy so you probably could have figured that out.)

We now return you to your regular programing.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Oooooo...

Jen, Brad and Angelina spend a month working as the Three Stooges Septic Cleaning Service. 'They're hot, sexy and covered in shit!' I might even get a digital adapter in order to see that.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu