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1. Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:40 AM
mr. silencio Sex outdoors


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Okay, so how is it where you live? Can you do it legally outside? In your property, in case you have a garden, or maybe a rooftop terrace or something like that? I must admit I always had a weakness for doing it outdoors...

I have the rooftop terrace here in my house in Florence and I don't use it solely for getting a tan, reading or eating when it's sunny....

What about sex on the beach? I never tried that, but it intrigues me. I've been at a nudist beach during a summer. I didn't like it. I don't like it when it's crowded. Also, up in the mountains?....


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2. Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:52 AM
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i suppose it's pretty cliche for this board, but out in the woods of the pacific northwest is just perfect, with extra bonus points for the olympic peninsula. everything's so lush and primal and wet and still pretty deserted way out in the boonies.

 
3. Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:22 AM
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Is it legal in the US? No, but that probably means we enjoy it more.

 
4. Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:29 AM
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QUOTE:Is it legal in the US? No, but that probably means we enjoy it more.

 see also: oral and anal in certain southern states, and pot

 
5. Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:49 AM
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Google Earth image or it didn't happen...

 
6. Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:39 PM
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What about the flies?


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7. Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:42 PM
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Huh. As a teenager I spent far more time fucking outdoors than I did indoors. Guess I just have a nature fetish? Sex on a beach is overrated. Sex in a forest rocks. Anything in between works as well. :)


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8. Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:42 PM
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QUOTE:What about the flies?

 flies are nothing compared to bark burns and splinters

 
9. Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:43 PM
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QUOTE:Sex on a beach is overrated.

 i haven't tried this but i've always pictured a lot of sand issues

 
10. Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:08 PM
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QUOTE:What about the flies?
that's not what sex in a cemetery is about

 
11. Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:57 PM
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But someone could see you outdoors!


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
12. Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:04 PM
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QUOTE:But someone could see you outdoors!
 

 
13. Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:41 PM
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that's not what sex in a cemetery is about

 you're right i really should be charging admission

 
14. Thursday, January 15, 2009 3:03 PM
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QUOTE:
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that's not what sex in a cemetery is about

 you're right i really should be charging admission
Herbert West - Repenetrator
 

 
15. Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:14 PM
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 i haven't tried this but i've always pictured a lot of sand issues

Exactly. No matter how careful you are, sand finds its way into the equation eventually.

And J, I never give a second thought to being seen or not. When I was Not Fat, I didn't care about that sort of thing and most of my outdoor encounters were during the day. Now that I have to exercise modesty for the sake of others, nighttime is my time. And in the dark, you always know when someone is coming. More or less... :P


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16. Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:02 PM
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QUOTE:
QUOTE:
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that's not what sex in a cemetery is about

 you're right i really should be charging admission
Herbert West - Repenetrator
 


 Oooooooo, Lovecraftian porn titles!  What a great idea!  I'll go with 'Cum of Cthulhu'

OT, great fun, even on gravel.  The grass was five feet away but ya know, heat of the moment.  It later moved to the end of a dock in the water which added new depth (sorry) to the phrase 'going down.'

Never on the beech but I have somersalted naked down the Sleeping Bear sand dunes with much the same effect, sand in places I didn't even know I had.


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"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

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17. Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:06 PM
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QUOTE:
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QUOTE:
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that's not what sex in a cemetery is about

 you're right i really should be charging admission
Herbert West - Repenetrator
 


 Oooooooo, Lovecraftian porn titles!  What a great idea!  I'll go with 'Cum of Cthulhu'

From Behind.


zero effort

 
18. Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:27 PM
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 Oooooooo, Lovecraftian porn titles!  What a great idea!  I'll go with 'Cum of Cthulhu'


 At the MonsPubis of Madness

The Shadow Over In-Mouth

 
19. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:02 AM
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Dickman's Model
The Lurking Rear
The Rats in the Balls
The Cervix Horror

 
20. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:09 AM
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hahahah the rats in the balls, ugh

 
21. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:43 AM
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I have this friend from Texas who used to rob graves as a youth, and I'd always try to get him to admit to mung-jockeying. He'd say it never happened, no matter how nice the old lady looked in her favorite Sunday dress, but would frequently talk about "needing a cold one" in conversation (so I never believed him.)

Unless we're talking about raw-dog necrophilia, sex outdoors in a cemetery or anywhere is boring. I'll do it if I must, and the woods is nice. But sex in a crowded public place is something else entirely...

 
22. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:45 AM
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something else good or something else bad? i could see sneaking into the middle of a clothes rack at nordstroms or something, but not a park bench at noon

your graverobbing friend...what was he looking for exactly? are people frequently buried with jewels or something?

 
23. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:50 AM
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"something else" good. Like a dance club or a concert. Kick up the risk factor a notch.

I think he was just being a rebel. And drunk. 

 
24. Friday, January 16, 2009 9:49 AM
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If you're going to be buried, get a mortsafe. It's for the best.

 
25. Friday, January 16, 2009 10:10 AM
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Wow, this thread from sexy has switched definitely to darker tones and themes...

By the way, the beach is supposed to be a place where you eventually swim (I'm a swimming lover). So what's the point in worrying about the sand if you bathe in the sea with your lover right after? 

Oh, and what about doing it underwater? Is it possible for you? Anyone ever tried?


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