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No. 26

Rigpa

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:14 PM

In the first episode of Ricky Gervais' *Extras*, Gervais is playing an extra on a Holocaust movie with Kate Winslet playing a nun in the lead.  Gervais starts to brown nose her for being noble taking a Holocaust movie part.  Oh, no, she says, that's not why I'm doing it. "I mean, I don't think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?...We get it.  It was grim.  Move on.  No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, you're guaranteed an Oscar.  I've been nominated four times, never won.  The whole world is going, "Why hasn't Winslet won one?" Right, so that's why I'm doing it. Schindler's bloody List. The Pianist. Oscars coming out of their ass."

I guess she got a good plan from Gervais! And it is about time she won.  

"I'm talking about seeing beyond fear, Roger.  About looking at the world with love."
No. 27

KahlanMnel

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:15 PM

sean penn: homosexuals are not subhuman monsters

coolsprings: OH GOD MY HEAD


I'm mailing you my panties for this one.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

No. 28

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:16 PM

sean penn: homosexuals are not subhuman monsters

coolsprings: OH GOD MY HEAD


I'm mailing you my panties for this one.
 Nefud is a sniffer

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 29

Booth

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:21 PM

sean penn: homosexuals are not subhuman monsters

coolsprings: OH GOD MY HEAD


I'm mailing you my panties for this one.



Nah, I'm just kidding.
No. 30

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:22 PM

Post of the day, Booth!

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 31

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 1:48 PM

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 32

nuart

Monday, February 23, 2009 2:13 PM

I hit the MUTE button when Sean Penn opened his mouth.

 I just talked back.

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

No. 33

newraymond

Monday, February 23, 2009 2:38 PM

I also noticed the size and great color of Anjelina Jolie's emerald ring. What do you think Nuart, 50 carat?   

No. 34

Nefud

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:02 PM

I hit the MUTE button when Sean Penn opened his mouth.

 I just talked back.

 now see even if we don't agree, THAT's the spirit
No. 35

Nefud

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:03 PM

sean penn: homosexuals are not subhuman monsters

coolsprings: OH GOD MY HEAD


I'm mailing you my panties for this one.
 Nefud is a sniffer
 sniffing panties in a snifter is niftier
No. 36

KahlanMnel

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:09 PM

I hit the MUTE button when Sean Penn opened his mouth.

 I just talked back.

 now see even if we don't agree, THAT's the spirit

Agreed. :D


Way to be a douchebag, J.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

No. 37

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:10 PM

I hit the MUTE button when Sean Penn opened his mouth.

 I just talked back.

 now see even if we don't agree, THAT's the spirit

Agreed. :D


Way to be a douchebag, J.
 I couldn't help it.  It's in my DNA.  I'm sorry.  ;)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 38

Nefud

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:12 PM

Way to be a douchebag, J.


 i'm not endorsing j's little joke but you have to admire the hilarity of calling him a douchebag in response to his implication
No. 39

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:16 PM

Way to be a douchebag, J.


 i'm not endorsing j's little joke but you have to admire the hilarity of calling him a douchebag in response to his implication
 This made me laugh

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 40

Kevin6002

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:48 PM

I wanted Mickey to win, but I have not seen Milk or The Wrestler so I can only judge by the previews.  I knew deep down they would give it to Sean Penn though.

No. 41

nuart

Monday, February 23, 2009 4:00 PM

No. 42

Nefud

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:56 PM

 

 *hums the i dream of jeannie theme song*
No. 43

coolspringsj

Monday, February 23, 2009 3:59 PM

I would recite the cringeworthy Anakin dialogue to her from Attack of the Clones about skin and sand.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 44

nuart

Monday, February 23, 2009 4:01 PM

I just realized that thing on top of her head is an Oscar head in the background.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

No. 45

greg4881

Monday, February 23, 2009 5:51 PM

I didn't know jews could be good looking till I saw her.

No. 46

Nefud

Monday, February 23, 2009 5:52 PM

I didn't know jews could be good looking till I saw her.

 huh
No. 47

greg4881

Monday, February 23, 2009 5:56 PM

portman is jewish right?

No. 48

Booth

Monday, February 23, 2009 6:18 PM

I didn't know jews could be good looking till I saw her.

 huhQuoting the attraction thread:

I saw her on tv but it was a movie. When I was 5 I used to watch "Overboard" all the time, not because I thought the kids were funny but because I wanted Goldie Hawn. Too bad she looked really bad last night.

Goldie Hawn is also Jewish.
So I think that proves his point. No?
No. 49

bio_hazard

Monday, February 23, 2009 6:24 PM

I think it proves Jewish actresses are smoking hot when young but do not age well.  That's how I read those data.

No. 50

greg4881

Monday, February 23, 2009 6:24 PM

Damn Goldie Hawn is Jewish? That woulda fooled the fuhrer himself.

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