Only the size queen aspect. 
Does this worry you?
No, Mikey likes it.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
It sounds to me like you're planning a Gazette orgy in your head as we speak... 
Only the size queen aspect.
Oh please, Booth. We all know you're hung like a donkey. Don't front.
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
Booth = vienna sausage
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
It's a perfectly average fire hose. 
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
hey no big deal i'm just gonna blather about my dick sinze on the internet, maybe if i'm ironic enough people will believe me that it's huge?!?
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
maybe if i'm ironic enough people will believe me that it's huge?!?Uh huh.
When I was 6, this is what love looked like. Jareth from Labryinth does it for me now.
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
Apparently the Goblin King would have an entire harem from the Gazette.
*looks into purchasing oversized codpiece*
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Cue 10 posts about how people now feel old.
When I was 6, this is what love looked like.
Yesterday I learnt to ride my bike without stabilisers. :D
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
Yesterday I learnt to ride my bike without stabilisers. :D
Training wheels?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
It's only fair if the girls play too - bald, landing strip, or 70s jungle style?
I can't do bald. Always makes me feel like things are going to dry the fuck out. Plus the regrowth is mortifyingly itchy. I go between landing strip and 70's jungle style, depending on if I give enough of a shit or not.
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
How about the guys ?
Yesterday I learnt to ride my bike without stabilisers. :D
Training wheels?
Not really. I havn't ridden a bike in years, and even then I was rubbish. I was just emphasising my feeling of inappropriate youth in that post.
I've never heard them called training wheels before!
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
I'm going to start calling the salt and lime "stabilizers" when I order a tequila shot.
Those two codpiece posts made me belly laugh. My first crush was probably Wilma from Buck Rogers but with hindsight I may also have had some sort of pre-erotic attraction to Han Solo. I started watching Twin Peaks because of Sheryl Lee then decided the proverbial other side had better uniforms and defected.
I ran from the noise and the silence, from the traffic on the streets
I don't know how I forgot this, but Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. I had a poster of him that I would kiss every night before I went to bed.
Also, Amanda, bald actually has the opposite effect of what you would think. The hair dries you out more. Also sex is a bit more satisfying. I recomment the careful use of a depilatory for hair removal. Don't wax unless you hate your kitty cat.
I don't know how I forgot this, but Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. I had a poster of him that I would kiss every night before I went to bed.
Also, Amanda, bald actually has the opposite effect of what you would think. The hair dries you out more. Also sex is a bit more satisfying. I recomment the careful use of a depilatory for hair removal. Don't wax unless you hate your kitty cat.
These are the types of things I talk about when I have my girlfriends over for pajama parties and we have pillow fights and eat lots of ice cream and gossip about boys.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Just for that I'm going to freeze your bra.
I don't know how I forgot this, but Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. I had a poster of him that I would kiss every night before I went to bed.
I had one of those, too. Haha. Oh, boy. Depp had it all over on any boys or girl in the 80's!!!
My best friend had a posted of Bret "the hitman" Hart she'd downright make out with. She's a lesbian now.
Strange. Is she manish or a lipstick lesbian?
Johnny Depp is sexy no matter what he does. I was even turned on by Ed Wood.