QUOTE:Does this worry you?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

It sounds to me like you're planning a Gazette orgy in your head as we speak...

QUOTE:Only the size queen aspect.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol   

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol  

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

When I was 6, this is what love looked like. Jareth from Labryinth does it for me now.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

Apparently the Goblin King would have an entire harem from the Gazette.

*looks into purchasing oversized codpiece*

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Yesterday I learnt to ride my bike without stabilisers. :D

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

lol 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Not really. I havn't ridden a bike in years, and even then I was rubbish. I was just emphasising my feeling of inappropriate youth in that post.

I've never heard them called training wheels before!

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

Those two codpiece posts made me belly laugh. My first crush was probably Wilma from Buck Rogers but with hindsight I may also have had some sort of pre-erotic attraction to Han Solo. I started watching Twin Peaks because of Sheryl Lee then decided the proverbial other side had better uniforms and defected.   

I don't know how I forgot this, but Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street.  I had a poster of him that I would kiss every night before I went to bed.

Also, Amanda, bald actually has the opposite effect of what you would think.  The hair dries you out more.  Also sex is a bit more satisfying.  I recomment the careful use of a depilatory for hair removal.  Don't wax unless you hate your kitty cat.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Just for that I'm going to freeze your bra.

My best friend had a posted of Bret "the hitman" Hart she'd downright make out with. She's a lesbian now.

Strange.  Is she manish or a lipstick lesbian?

Johnny Depp is sexy no matter what he does.  I was even turned on by Ed Wood.