Trivia time - arena-sized crowd claps hands loudly

Who is the Rodney Dangerfield of the Gazette?  lolz hurfy blurfy

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Doesn't ring a bell. I see you more as the Cousin Oliver of the Gazette:

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

 She is.  *oops, I left out Booth

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Dude, you and I have totally rescued this thread!

back to the business at hand boys

2.this im sure on: the log lady was building a miniature log cabin out of toothpicks. one of my favorite scenes in the whole series.

3. i believe it was a medium. i know that when he takes his shirt off, the label of his undershirt is pulled up and is thus upside down. and i remember a W, or right side up, an M. i know this because the twofer series finale(ep28, ep.29) were the only ones taped by my parents from the original series that survived the years of moving, storage and such. i made a point of keeping it because, tho i sure as hell didnt even have the capacity for abstract thought that was needed for at least a passable theory of the BL at the time, i f*ckin loved it. which is still the case. well...maybe i got a theory nowadays. maybe.

im going to hold off on my question until i get confirmation on #3. angel? are you out there? 

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(I don't think the honor system works on the net.)

call me old fashioned, im a fan of the slip.
honor system, eh...whatever, all in fun and games
question:
what was earle's opening chess move?
!bonus!
what was earle's response to coop's opening?

I am.

Here's one: "I gave my son a BB gun for Christmas...He gave me a t shirt with a bullseye on the back" 

You need one-liners..I got "em!!!

Love, Mares

Boy did we get sidetracked or what! Sorry 'bout that JFK.

I believe Windom's opening move was  P to K4. I won't post a question 'til I know that is the right answer.

Not sure about his response to Coop's move.

you are correct sir! i was starting to worry no one remembered.
ill give you a hint about his response(tho you have to know chess for it to help, sorry if im being obscure)
it is one of two classic second moves after starting with P-k4.

I used to play chess with my dad alot but it's been years...so i'll try this one

Knight to Queen 3

nope! altho you are right, that is the other classic move one could use(but it is actually kings bishop3). can you think of another one?

no one else knows? man thats two questions ive been shot down.
the move is P-K4.
usually followed either knight to either bishop3.
you have the honors my good man, that was just the bonus question.

Thanks JFK,

When Major Briggs invited Cooper to go night fishing, what did he say was out there with Cooper's name on it?

Bonus: How did Cooper describe the need to urinate?

I know the bonus for sure...  Coop says that he needs to "answer the call of nature.  There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air!" 

But I won't post another question since I haven't answered the original question.  Funny, the things our mind retains... 

Twice?  Let me know if I'm right.

What will Shelley do for the world if she wins Miss Twin Peaks?

Shelly said she'd have all the world leaders form a circle holding hands.

Where did Dick and Lucy do the dirty and what libation fueled the seduction?