lol

you little piece of shoe

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i would frequent a forum that is solely about tv versions of movies.

my all-time favorite is the "blow it out your kazoo" scene from the great outdoors.

i grew up with a taped-off-cbs version of ghostbusters and i probably watched it 100+ times. i still feel a little uncomfortable when they swear or when venkman says "this guy's a sailor, he's in new york, we get him laid and we have no problem!" because that's reeeeeeeally crude compared to the version burned into my brain

Die Hard

In the UK TV edit it becomes "yip-ee-kay-ay Kemosabe", and in other versions it have been reported as "Yippie-kye-ay, My Friend", "Yippie-kye-ay, Mister Falcon' and the never to be bettered 'Yippie-kye-ay melon farmer!'

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

how in the world did you catch that booth

why with the subtitles though? are you secretly deaf?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Randy: Can I get you something?

Jive Brother 1: Smo fo buttah layin' to the bone, jackin' me up...tightly!

Randy: I'm sorry. I don't understand.

Jive Brother 2: Cutty say he can't hang!

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess. I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicene.

Jive Lady: Jes hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound a da medicide.

Jive Brother 1: What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy; I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

*farts*

*FAAAAAAAAAAART*

yeah it's not a big deal i just have a natural instinct to want to know more about people i like and sometime i forget that's creepy and offputting on the internet