"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

EDIT: Ohhh, so that's where Heidi and Spencer are from. The Superficial covers them. They look blonde and happy. Like something Hitler would jerk off to. I don't recall much else about them, but I don't trust happy people.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Post YouTube viewing:

Pretty, yes. The girls and boys on the show are pretty the way motel art is pretty. (Attractive, something I'd want around- that's a negative, ghostrider.) I don't pay attention to other people's clothes. I couldn't take more than a few seconds at a time, so I can't answer your question about actually listen to what they were talking about. Sorry.

:P

"Because Jesus prohibits the learning of natural selection, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are honeymooning in Mexico this week. Turns out there's some sort of influenza going on down there. Maybe you guys have heard of it - everywhere. Anyway, they had some free time to call in to Ryan Seacrest this morning which is exactly what I'd be doing with my fake-breasted bride on my honeymoon. If a stingray ate my penis. People reports:

On a "pre-honeymoon" in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the pair are "wearing face masks everywhere we go. We're in isolation, we're in full hiding," Pratt told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning. The couple, who held a wedding Saturday in California, went to Mexico for Montag to shoot a music video. With the outbreak of the flu, which has so far killed 149 people in Mexico, the couple is being extra cautious. "Every second we're washing our hands," Montag told Seacrest. "Since it's a recession," said Pratt, "we just might go to Santa Monica Beach."

Dear Mexico,

Mucho dinero. Muerte para los diablos blancos.

The Superficial "

If you were around Audrina at a bar, would you be jealous of her hotness, charisma, class, and sophistication?  Would you consume some Haterade?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

You know how girls will go to a gay bar so men don't bother them? That's the only reason freaks go to trendy bars.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

You know, her face reminds me of Kirsty from the first Hellraiser movies. Very girl next door-ish.

Like I said, these people are pretty by anyone's standard. But that's not unusual, which is what some people prefer.

like most straight-laced guys, i'd love for an insane woman covered in piercings and tattoos to grab me by the tie and make me her slave.

on the other hand, that's scary

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Brody has great bone structure. If he was a serviceman, preferably a Jarhead, disciplined, with a few dozen confirmed kills under his belt, I would definitely not kick him out of bed.

Ditto that for Audrina. I like tough military girls with short hair and no makeup.

 You have common prerequisites for men.

Would you hook up with Audrina, 12r?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper