U2 (read Bono) thinks he is so important - they really do suck and have since the 80s
Metallica used to be legit thrash metal (Kill Em All, Master, Justice, Lightning) and then sold out with the Black album and had their balls removed
The Allman Brothers Band kicks ass - great drinkin music and they have some wicked 30 minute jams
Ozzy Osbourne really did rock and scare people back before Sharon took over his life and possessed him.
Linkin Park is the wussiest band since the dawn of time.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper


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