"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 that's not a fetish, that's a bare bones requirement

and it's nice skin, the whole package. soft, clear, not too oily. everything else is negotiable.

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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Now cool. That above is a dirty crack and should be wiped out.

What do you think of the ass as a whole ?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol  

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

In other words, born from the p*ssy, die from the p*ssy? That must mean you spend a lot of time on websites for grownups.

So Fud- Bringing up clear skin, which has been an understood preference since at least the Middle Ages, must mean you're a little weird about it. If you saw a picture of Alicia Witt with a pimple, would that ruin her for you?

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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

This article is for the gals in their thirties who think:  "Haha, as if!  Marriage?"  Or: "What? Me Marry?" Or: "Who needs it?"  It's kinda lengthy and it may make you fume but quietly consider before dismissing it.  You may save yourself from a world of forty-something hurt.

I read this when it came out and made copies to dispense to several youthful ladies.  No one wants to believe it.  But it's pretty much true. 

For the guys in the same age group, hang tight.  It bodes well for you!  (gals in their twenties for you in your forties)

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Of course I want to find someone I can be happy with for the rest of my life. And high standards certainly aren't stopping me. I just think signing a contract- unless you want children- is an expression of insecurity (in yourself and the relationship.)  If I'm  "with" someone, obviously I'm not alone. What's marriage got to do with it? There is no such thing as a no-escape clause, and the tighter you hold onto something, the unhappy and curious about freedom the person will be.

OK j

1. just not L C, ok?

2  ok - cool, and i hope you don't have debts? 

3  that's  just about everyone on the planet.

4  just learn how to go  "ummhum"

5  and save that for certain periods er occassions- don't forget the other stuff.

6  Well yeah, what kind of degenerate woman can't do that ? Stay away from those Tennesee truckstops.

 actually, strangely enough, pimples don't bother me much

i have a near-phobic reaction to moles and other blemishes like them on the face, which is just about the most shameful part of my psyche IMO. i mean how ridiculously shallow can you get? yet there it sits, and i don't seem to be able to get over it. oh well.

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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Amen, Angel. I found that article to be complete crap, to be honest. It assumes that every woman at my age is miserable and/or feeling incomplete because they're not with someone. It also assumes that these women want to get married and have kids. You know, not everyone's programming tells them to marry and breed. Even those that do, they don't always feel like they want to follow through because they're happy with the way things are.

I'm sure deep down inside somewhere, I might actually give a shit about those things. But right now I'm not feeling it. And I'm sure as hell not going to fly into a panic over approaching an apparently dire expiration date for me and my wed-ability. And I definitely won't sit here and be smugly lectured on the subject because I think that's really f'ing rude.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i think the business side of things is something that doesn't get emphasized enough in our society. if your potential spouse sucks at paying their own bills, it will effect you. if they have 30k in credit card deck, you will too.

i married an accountant. :)