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| 101. Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE: I fully expect a fancy engraved wedding invitation from you within the decade. |
A shotgun wedding. Or handgun, or semi-automatic.
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lol
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| 102. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:55 AM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE: | QUOTE: I fully expect a fancy engraved wedding invitation from you within the decade. |
A shotgun wedding. Or handgun, or semi-automatic.
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Oh yeah, I forgot. She has an arsenal. I would hate to be one of her ex-boyfriends and see that little 90 pounds of fury coming towards me. |
She'll pop you in the can.
A cap.
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| 103. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:57 AM |
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I am LOVING this photo, Susan.  Very nice.
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| 104. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:59 AM |
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I would kill for hair and a mustache like that.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 105. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:00 PM |
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GREAT wedding pic, Susan. p.s. I never said, "never," in a world of possibilities...
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| 106. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:24 PM |
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What do people do on honeymoons?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 107. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:27 PM |
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| QUOTE:What do people do on honeymoons? |
we had ours in vegas so we spent a whole evening at the star trek bar at the hilton
*a klingon waitress walks up* me: wow, you're hot! her: I FEEL NO DISCOMFORT true story, probably one of the funniest things i've been a part of
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| 108. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:33 PM |
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| QUOTE:What do people do on honeymoons? |
We eschewed the whole premise being the anti-establishment types we were (and remain) back then.
Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 109. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:37 PM |
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They go to the Niagara falls and pretend to not be Superman.
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| 110. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:04 PM |
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Does one spontaneously combust if they don't marry by said expiration date?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 111. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:07 PM |
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Are you volunteering to perform this experiment for us, j?  QUOTE: | QUOTE:What do people do on honeymoons? |
we had ours in vegas so we spent a whole evening at the star trek bar at the hilton
*a klingon waitress walks up* me: wow, you're hot! her: I FEEL NO DISCOMFORT true story, probably one of the funniest things i've been a part of |
Fud did it right.
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| 112. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:13 PM |
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I want to finish someone else's sentences and wear his and her pajamas and have twin beds.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 113. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:35 PM |
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J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him:
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171
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| 114. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:48 PM |
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| QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him |
That toilet is the same as that chair in the last episode of Twin Peaks.
Another TP ripoff.
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| 115. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:54 PM |
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| QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171 |
i don't even have to click that one, i love the love toilet!
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| 116. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:56 PM |
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QUOTE:| QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171 |
i don't even have to click that one, i love the love toilet! |
Hey this isn't a necklace, it's a toilet seat.
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| 117. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:58 PM |
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QUOTE:| QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171 |
i don't even have to click that one, i love the love toilet! |
When you can defecate with the bathroom door open and the other person right outside, that's either love, or a sign you'll be breaking up within the year.
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| 118. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:01 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:| QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171 |
i don't even have to click that one, i love the love toilet! |
When you can defecate with the bathroom door open and the other person right outside, that's either love, or a sign you'll be breaking up within the year. |
Or a fetish.
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| 119. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:01 PM |
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QUOTE: QUOTE: | QUOTE:J wants a girl who will use the Love Toilet with him: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171 |
i don't even have to click that one, i love the love toilet! |
When you can defecate with the bathroom door open and the other person right outside, that's either love, or a sign you'll be breaking up within the year. |
Hey, this is a family establishment. Kids log on here - let's keep it clean.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 120. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:12 PM |
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I wouldn't poop with the door open because i do love him. As well as not change my tampon with the door hanging open. There is such a thing as TMI, even when his weiner has been inside you.
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| 121. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:16 PM |
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| QUOTE:I wouldn't poop with the door open because i do love him. As well as not change my tampon with the door hanging open. There is such a thing as TMI, even when his weiner has been inside you. |
This needs to be put in the Great Quotes thread.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 122. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:28 PM |
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I second that nomination. :D
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| 123. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:31 PM |
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It could answer for the mounting divorce rate...
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| 124. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:49 PM |
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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 125. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:56 PM |
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Reminds me of the Circle of Poo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILe0V8380bs Oh, we're bored today...
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