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151. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:27 PM
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I can't think of one guy I've ever dated, certainly no one I've lived with, that even owned a video game. Freaky, huh?

Maybe they did own one, until one day, when they grabbed the wrong gun controller.

 
152. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:27 PM
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Video games and getting laid are only related if you are one of these clowns that lives for them and plays 24 hours a day.  My video game playing patterns are random at best, it could be a flurry of activity and then none for months.


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153. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:38 PM
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QUOTE:Video games and getting laid are only related if you are one of these clowns that lives for them and plays 24 hours a day. 


I disagree. 

One, there's nothing attractive about playing a video game in front of a girl. (If you're playing together and bonding, or killing time while she's doing her own thing, that's another story.)

Two, think of all the time you've ever spent playing video games.  This is time you could've spent pursuing girls and/or fornicating with them.

 
154. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:35 PM
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QUOTE:My video game playing patterns are random at best, it could be a flurry of activity and then none for months.
Which games do you play?
 

 
155. Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:27 PM
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QUOTE:Video games and getting laid are only related if you are one of these clowns that lives for them and plays 24 hours a day. 


I disagree. 

One, there's nothing attractive about playing a video game in front of a girl. (If you're playing together and bonding, or killing time while she's doing her own thing, that's another story.)

Two, think of all the time you've ever spent playing video games.  This is time you could've spent pursuing girls and/or fornicating with them.

lol   
 


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156. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:43 PM
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(books, music, movies, tv, video games, sports, writing, etc.)

All that time you've wasted doing other things is time you could have used to get laid.
Doing anything that doesn't result in getting laid is a waste of time.

 
157. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:45 PM
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(books, music, movies, tv, video games, sports, writing, etc.)

All that time you've wasted doing other things is time you could have used to get laid.
Doing anything that doesn't result in getting laid is a waste of time.

 Ha ha!  Angel, all that time watching Twin Peaks and Lynch stuff you wasted!  You could have been getting laid!


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
158. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:48 PM
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I can't think of any other interest that a person could have, even actually PLAYING sports IN REALITY, that I wouldn't honor as a worthwhile hobby.  Video games are like recreational drugs; they can be addictive, or guilty pleasures, but they're rarely productive pastimes.

I do like the idea of video games as art, though. I watched that Super Columbine Massacre RPG!!! documentary and went to the Q & A with the creator.  It was fascinating.    

 
159. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:47 PM
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Turnoffs - interest in ANYTHING (AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!) other than getting laid


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160. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:48 PM
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QUOTE:Turnoffs - interest in ANYTHING (AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!) other than getting laid

 That's not what I said. 

 
161. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:50 PM
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QUOTE:Turnoffs - interest in ANYTHING (AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!) other than getting laid

 That's not what I said. 

 You must be a firm believer in the cliche - Opposites attract.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
162. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:51 PM
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 That's not what I said. 
This is a bit of a personal question so you don't have to answer:
Have the boyfriends previously mentioned shared your interest in guns?

 
163. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:58 PM
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 That's not what I said. 

 You must be a firm believer in the cliche - Opposites attract.

 Without a doubt. The second I find I'm with someone too much like me, I instantly get bored.

Yes, it was a guy that got me into guns (a gunsmith/arms dealer/bounty hunter. And he HATES David Lynch. I'm texting with him now, in fact.) I wasn't interested at first, but it's a great, practical skill set to have that totally grew on me.  The guys before and after him were casual target shooters, too.



 
164. Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:27 PM
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lol   


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 
165. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:58 PM
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- I like shoot 'em ups.
- I don't really like video games.
- Video games?

 
166. Friday, February 27, 2009 4:58 PM
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angel you're coming at this from the perspective as a fairly attractive hetero female, and i'd like to at least suggest that you're not fully aware of the situation that the majority of us face on a day-to-day basis

long story short, us ugmos don't have convince video games to play with us, unlike the tremendous effort that goes into finding a sexual partner.

woot yet again for the "being married" thing, there's both blowjobs and zelda aplenty at chateau nefud

 

 
167. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:00 PM
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woot yet again for the "being married" thing, there's both blowjobs and zelda aplenty at chateau nefud

 


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168. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:01 PM
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there's both blowjobs and zelda aplenty at chateau nefud

"You don't mind if I rest the controller on your head, do you?"

 
169. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:01 PM
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long story short, us ugmos don't have convince video games to play with us, unlike the tremendous effort that goes into finding a sexual partner.


Ugmo you are not, Fud.  And I'm sure your wife is one of those crazy hot, much sought after chick gamers.

 
170. Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:28 PM
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there's both blowjobs and zelda aplenty at chateau nefud

"You don't mind if I rest the controller on your head, do you?"

 lol    


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171. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:08 PM
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Watching football is as interesting as watching someone else play a video game.

 
172. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:07 PM
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QUOTE:Watching football is as interesting as watching someone else play a game.


 I sense a double meaning.

Since you brought it up Angel, I would very much like to gargle Olivia Munn's bathwater.


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173. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:09 PM
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I blame video games for the idiot society we live in. (At least in part.)  But I LOVE football.  And baseball.  But I really hate ESPN.

Marriage and long term relationships alike are a series of compromises.  Do your thing, but let me do mine. 

 
174. Friday, February 27, 2009 5:09 PM
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hey J what team do u play as in college football? I play as Auburn since I graduated from there.

 
175. Friday, April 3, 2009 3:32 PM
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QUOTE:hey J what team do u play as in college football? I play as Auburn since I graduated from there.


"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 

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